ATTENTION WHOS, HUMBUGS & HOLIDAY FANATICS!

It's me… The Grinch.

And apparently, the humans at the IYC Hub are throwing a "Grinchmas Fair" — on December 7th, 11am–3pm — and they've forced me to make it sound "fun."

So here goes…

CHRISTMAS CRAFTS (ugh, glitter )

FACE PAINTING (turn yourself green, it's all the rage)

CAFÉ (I might just steal your cocoa)

TOMBOLA (win something sparkly, I'll definitely "borrow" it later)

STALLHOLDERS

Oh, and yes… I'll be there.

Bring your cheer – I'll be bringing my best scowl.

FREE ENTRY! Come see if your festive spirit can melt my cold, green heart… but don't count on it.